Tuesday 18 July 2017

Psychology Facts What We Don’t Know About Ourselves..!!

To nail a job interview it’s necessary to show passion and enthusiasm. Candidates who are energetic, whose voice is not monotonous have more chances than those who look passive, indifferent or detached. Confidence is the key to producing a good impression
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Ankush D Shilimkar

Friday 14 July 2017

Six great confusions still unresolved!

1. At a movie theatre, which 'arm rest' is yours?
2. In the word scent, is "S"  silent or "C"? 
3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?    
4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?    
5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
6. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be... congress?

Vagaries of English Language!

-Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
- How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?
- If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?    
- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
- Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
- How come Noses run and Feet smell?
- Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?
- What are you vacating when you go on a vacation? 
We can never find the answers, can we?
So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language! 

Regards
Ankush D Shilimkar

My biggest teacher Mumbai

Mumbai Taught Me:

@ Whether you are a millionaire or a ragpicker you must love Vadapav

@ Mumbai Taught Me : nothing is more important in your life than Money.! Whether you’re alive or dead.!

@ Mumbai Taught Me: It makes a lot of difference to catch a 8.55am local than to catch 9.05am local

@ Mumbai Taught Me : How to behave, how to tackle problems, how to make friends in just 10mins, how to behave at Global Stage.

@ Mumbai Taught Me : distance is measured in time and not KM

@ Mumbai Taught Me :There will always be someone to share the first drop of Monsoon or a pipping hot bhutta with at Marine Drive

@ Mumbai Taught Me : that if you can survive this city you can survive the world

@ Mumbai Taught Me : that there is a vast difference between people traveling in Western, Central and Harbour line

@ Mumbai Taught Me : that you can own half of Pune or Bangalore, or buy a 2 BHK in Juhu for the same price.

@ Mumbai Taught Me : there is something called 0.5 BHK, and you may not afford it.

@ Mumbai Taught Me: how to talk to strangers without feeling awkward

@ Mumbai Taught Me : that problems can’t be solved easily but can be kept away for a while by contemplatively sitting near sea

@ Mumbai Taught Me :we can have bus friend, train friend, office friend, mohalla friend not only just school or college friend

@ Mumbai Taught Me : to fight n never give up in life

Regards 
Ankush D Shilimkar 

Complicated World!

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leaves them.

7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Regards
Ankush D Shilimkar