12 Things You Would Relate To If You Can’t Decide What To Eat Ever!
Life is difficult for people who can’t decide what to eat. Poor guys, struggling to make the most important decision – What to eat? Because, what if the dish they order looks pale in front of what’s being ordered on the next table? What if that wrap isn’t as fancy as it looks in the menu? What if...god forbids...it tastes like poison?
For picky eaters, the struggle is real. Here’s a real life scenarios that every person who can’t decide what to eat would relate to...
1. You love hotel menus so much that you don’t look at them, you study them
Like it’s the entire syllabus, and you’ve got to pick up your favourite topics.
2. You ask people for suggestions, they suggest, but you still eat what you want
One of the reasons why your friends hate going out with you. You go to a restaurant, the one your friend recommended. But when its time to order you're not quite convinced. Happens all the time? Well...
3. You want this. You want that. You want everything
Damn those momos look great. But what about those honey-glazed chicken wings? And those beer battered shrimps? How about ordering it all?
4. You order everything, only to realise you and your crew can’t finish them
“Take this, finish it, please.” *Forcibly serves starters*
5. You’re used to getting looks from the waiters
“Oh man, make up your mind already #$%%%” - Every waiter in his mind, while he is patiently waiting for you to order.
6. You’re Never satisfied
No matter how good the food is, you keep thinking about what you’ve missed ordering. Nothing satisfies you. I repeat NOTHING.
7. You go through reviews before going to a new place
You do full research on what's good to eat at what place. You would go through each and every picture posted by the reviewers.
8. You avoid going out for dinner dates
That’s because you know that the person would leave you half way because you couldn’t decide between Chinese or Continental.
9. You let others order for you, but again, you’re too hard to please
“Take! You only order” – You to your friend while giving him/her the menu. “Yaar, yeh kya mangwaaya?” – you after the food arrives.
10. You love eating alone
That way, nobody gets to judge you. You – 1, Others – 0
11. You’re a pain in queues
You take your sweet time to decide, while the people behind you shout – ‘Today sir, today!’
12. You end up ordering the same thing. AGAIN!
Even though you took 20 minutes to study the menu, you ordered a Pizza. Again. Because, it’s your favourite and you realised that only after 20 minutes.
Regards
Ankush D Shilimkar
Life is difficult for people who can’t decide what to eat. Poor guys, struggling to make the most important decision – What to eat? Because, what if the dish they order looks pale in front of what’s being ordered on the next table? What if that wrap isn’t as fancy as it looks in the menu? What if...god forbids...it tastes like poison?
For picky eaters, the struggle is real. Here’s a real life scenarios that every person who can’t decide what to eat would relate to...
1. You love hotel menus so much that you don’t look at them, you study them
Like it’s the entire syllabus, and you’ve got to pick up your favourite topics.
2. You ask people for suggestions, they suggest, but you still eat what you want
One of the reasons why your friends hate going out with you. You go to a restaurant, the one your friend recommended. But when its time to order you're not quite convinced. Happens all the time? Well...
3. You want this. You want that. You want everything
Damn those momos look great. But what about those honey-glazed chicken wings? And those beer battered shrimps? How about ordering it all?
4. You order everything, only to realise you and your crew can’t finish them
“Take this, finish it, please.” *Forcibly serves starters*
5. You’re used to getting looks from the waiters
“Oh man, make up your mind already #$%%%” - Every waiter in his mind, while he is patiently waiting for you to order.
6. You’re Never satisfied
No matter how good the food is, you keep thinking about what you’ve missed ordering. Nothing satisfies you. I repeat NOTHING.
7. You go through reviews before going to a new place
You do full research on what's good to eat at what place. You would go through each and every picture posted by the reviewers.
8. You avoid going out for dinner dates
That’s because you know that the person would leave you half way because you couldn’t decide between Chinese or Continental.
9. You let others order for you, but again, you’re too hard to please
“Take! You only order” – You to your friend while giving him/her the menu. “Yaar, yeh kya mangwaaya?” – you after the food arrives.
10. You love eating alone
That way, nobody gets to judge you. You – 1, Others – 0
11. You’re a pain in queues
You take your sweet time to decide, while the people behind you shout – ‘Today sir, today!’
12. You end up ordering the same thing. AGAIN!
Even though you took 20 minutes to study the menu, you ordered a Pizza. Again. Because, it’s your favourite and you realised that only after 20 minutes.
Regards
Ankush D Shilimkar
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