MARRYING A SOFTWARE ENGINEER!

This is a warning for woman planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap !!!

SCENE
A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After sometimes, the husband arrives.

HUSBAND:
(opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN.
WIFE: Thank God that you have arrived. Have you brought saree?

HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME .
WIFE: But I told you about in the morning.

HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL
WIFE: O my God...... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary?

HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME
WIFE: At least give me your credit card. so that I can do some shopping.

HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED.
WIFE: I made a mistake in marring you.

HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
WIFE: You are useless.

HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT.
WIFE: Who was there in the car you this morning?

HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT.
WIFE: Ok leave it. Would you like to have some snacks?

HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL.
WIFE: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?

HUSBAND: THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION .
WIFE: What is my value in your life?

HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED .
WIFE: Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS.

WIFE: I will go to my dad's house !!!

HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE.

WIFE: I will leave you for ever.
HUSBAND:CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER.

WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband.

HUSBAND: SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
WIFE: I'm going.
HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

Regards

Ankush D Shilimkar